Barstewards squashing little spiders.
PS Aussie girls would. Spiders are at least 15 feet long out there.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThey are piddly little spiders FFS! Are you lot on drugs? Flashbacks?
The girls screamed and leapt on the sofas while the lads turned on the lights.
Turns out it was the biggest spider I've ever seen. The lads leapt on the sofa while the Aussie girl picked it up, gave it a cuddle and gently threw it out the window.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post...Are they going to take over?
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They are piddly little spiders FFS! Are you lot on drugs? Flashbacks?
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostEventually, evolution will pop-up invisible spiders. If they can't be seen, they'll get to breed.
When I was in Neath we had what we called "ghost spiders". Big, colourless buggers.
When in Salisbury we had spiders that you only knew were there because of the dust forming on the webs that were hung from the ceiling. Once the spiders were big enough, they were visible.
Are they going to take over?
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Very early Thursday morning, I was woken by a few blasted mossies whining around my head.
A few hours later, as I blearily got ready for work, "Arnold" trotted into the bathroom. As soon as he spotted me he froze. "Well", I said, "hang your head in shame. What's the point of keeping an eight-legged freak like you if you can't even catch those mosquitos?". Friday, Arnold was seen on the steps of the next flight down from my bedroom, still looking pretty sheepish. Saturday he was in the cellar, but then my daughter spotted him. She screamed, my wife picked him up in a bit of tissue. Crushed him to death, then put him in the bin. It's the only way to treat permies who won't do their job properly.
Eventually, evolution will pop-up invisible spiders. If they can't be seen, they'll get to breed.
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Originally posted by Bwana View PostHad to splat a big hairy Boris in my bathroom lastnight. Thank God for slippers. I didn't like doing it, but there was no way I was going to sleep easy knowing that that thing was potentially crawling around my flat whilst I was asleep. I have an agreement with spiders; they keep out of my way, and I leave them alone. RIP.
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Originally posted by Pogle View Post>sigh< in this country we have nothing to fear from them. Leave them alone.
Originally posted by Pogle View PostThere are about 6 webs on our front widows this morning, each with a tiny spider sat in the middle, when the sun catches the web it glistens like silver and is quite beautiful.
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>sigh< in this country we have nothing to fear from them. Leave them alone.
There are about 6 webs on our front widows this morning, each with a tiny spider sat in the middle, when the sun catches the web it glistens like silver and is quite beautiful.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBoris doesn't last long in my house. Despite my best efforts, the mogs murder them all.
That's when I learnt I learnt what the word pounce really means. A lot of force behind it.
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Chestnuts are meant to be good at detering them. I think it might be a myth though
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