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Previously on "Looks like a box of matches"

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Rust on the roof means damp in the cellar is the Germanic expression I think
    I just Googled ' "Rust on the roof" "damp in the cellar" ', and besides a few inevitable damp proofing adverts, your post is the only result returned (soon to be accompanied by this one no doubt - DOH!)

    edit: Aha! ' Rusty roof damp cellar ' does a bit better.

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  • Tingles
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I did and it was great. Nympho-tastic. And on that occasion her pubes didn't smell funny either.

    Bonus!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I've never done one, but I'd like to have a go
    I did and it was great. Nympho-tastic. And on that occasion her pubes didn't smell funny either.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    if you ask me

    Gingy Linky

    or a modern day version of The Red-Headed League

    Maybe there's a team of villains tunneling under a bank vault somewhere.

    (Christ, Wikipedia is unbelievable -Nothing's too obscure to have an entry! )

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Highly recommended...

    Very enthusiastic as I recall...
    Although prone to being fractious the following day.

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  • Pondlife
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    Rust on the roof means damp in the cellar is the Germanic expression I think

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I have a serious thing for redheads
    I've never done one, but I'd like to have a go

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Kleenex for sir?
    And some boiling water for my Pot Noodle please

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I have a serious thing for redheads
    Kleenex for sir?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    if you ask me

    Gingy Linky


    I have a serious thing for redheads

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    if you ask me

    Gingy Linky


    I do wish I could turn off the BBC's bloody annoying "install the video" (that I'm not going to watch) before you can read the text - Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    tim

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  • Clarky
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/dis...ss.aspx?y=1993

    Tie up with the unfortunate names thread.

    Look for surnames beginning with M
    Followed by Mike Roach??! fnarr!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/dis...ss.aspx?y=1993

    Tie up with the unfortunate names thread.

    Look for surnames beginning with M

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  • Clarky
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    Yup.. fiery in bed too...

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  • Pondlife
    started a topic Looks like a box of matches

    Looks like a box of matches

    if you ask me

    Gingy Linky


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