Wilmslow!!!

[Pogle]

So would you flash them at me for a fiver then?

*looks hopefull*

Sweetie - you really wouldnt wanna

[Zippy]

I don't, her whole fortune/career is based on the fact that she had surgery to enlarge her breasts. I think she is an appalling role model for young women. I'd much rather earn what i do by using my brain than flashing my bits all over the place for a fortune.

She hasn't really got a brain - just cunning.

And fake tits.

[DaveB]

I don't, her whole fortune/career is based on the fact that she had surgery to enlarge her breasts. I think she is an appalling role model for young women. I'd much rather earn what i do by using my brain than flashing my bits all over the place for a fortune.

So would you flash them at me for a fiver then?

*looks hopefull*

[Pogle]

I rather admire Jordan. She's not pretty, she can't sing, dance, write (or do anything in particular), but she's made millions from marketing herself.

I don't, her whole fortune/career is based on the fact that she had surgery to enlarge her breasts. I think she is an appalling role model for young women. I'd much rather earn what i do by using my brain than flashing my bits all over the place for a fortune.

[RichardCranium]

I rather admire Jordan. She's not pretty, she can't sing, dance, write (or do anything in particular), but she's made millions from marketing herself.

her fake tits.

[Liability]

Ah, but if you had an extra large lilo and a bucket of baby oil, would you throw them off?

yes! come on! VB - repulsive and looks like she hasnt eaten. KK - hell no!!!!! not even with a barge pole! Jordan - gross! and just looks caked and isnt even that filth just plays up to it

[Zippy]

I rather admire Jordan. She's not pretty, she can't sing, dance, write (or do anything in particular), but she's made millions from marketing herself.

[Pondlife]

Ah, but if you had an extra large lilo and a bucket of baby oil, would you throw them off?

Hell yes! Then I'd coat the lilo in the baby oil so they couldn't climb back on.

I can't see the appeal at all TBH.

[darmstadt]

Ah, but if you had an extra large lilo and a bucket of baby oil, would you throw them off?

[Liability]

lol its soo true though

Victoria beckham, Jordan, KK, what the hell....

none of them are even interesting!

[chef]

that's not a nice way to talk about Wilmslow

[Liability]

why does this fat,ugly,lying,stunted frump get any time of day in the media?

[chef]

yes, Wilmslow is a place south of Manchester, "Wilmslow" lives in Wilmslow (im guessing) and so does Kerry Katona

[darmstadt]

Kerry Katona, the former Atomic Kitten singer and face of Iceland, has been arrested on suspicion of attacking her accountant.
Katona, 28, allegedly attacked David McHugh in his office in her home town of Warrington yesterday afternoon.
"A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow has been released and granted police bail until 12 October at 9am pending further investigation," a spokesman for Cheshire police said.
Katona was cautioned by police on Monday on suspicion of possessing cocaine after a video emerged of her allegedly snorting the drug.
She was dropped as the face of frozen food supermarket Iceland shortly afterwards.