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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI notice that the present I really wanted : LR posts to count in total : has not arrived AGAIN this year.
Standards are really slipping when one has to create ones own birthday thread.
I wont be around much today : playing with the kids this morning followed by late shift at clientco on trading floor
I woman wanted to save money so every month so instead of using sanitary pads she used Brillo Pads. What a bright c%^t.
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It's not TPD ...
... but it is someones birthday ...
... they're here ...
... and they're waiting for a piece of cake ...
Yes, it's...
The Fabulous Banana Birthday Marching Band
and they're playing ...
"The Brillopad Birthday Blast!"
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Happy Birthday, BP
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Originally posted by snaw View PostHere you - take my 5000'th post as a birthday present mate!
Hope it's a goodun.
Now - what are you going to have for a custom title?
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Here you - take my 5000'th post as a birthday present mate!
Hope it's a goodun.
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