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Previously on "I've made someone cry..."

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    When she gets in:

    a) Next time when I ask you to do something, don't leave it that long that I have to do it myself.

    b) WTF happened to you yesterday when the rest of had work to do?

    c) Don't expect to get paid for 'overtime' when you can't even manage to do your normal hours.

    d) You are clearly struggling even to do your little admin job, so either pull your socks up or look for something you can do.

    e) And you were seen bunking off yesterday. I covered your arse for you so you owe me one. But dont expect me to do it again.

    f) Another little demonstration like yesterday and I'll be seeking a team player to do the work instead, OK?
    Tough love, that's what the situation needs.


    Mmmmmmm - cojak, another girlie, tough love.

    Back in 5.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I made a man cry once, but I had just kneed him in the bollocks
    Was that when you were a lesbian?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    beard

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    <strokes chin thoughtfully....>
    beard

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Well, when you consider the alternative ........
    <strokes chin thoughtfully....>

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    And that is just amongst the female members of our noble profession

    Well, when you consider the alternative ........

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    The proportion of lesbian fantasies amongst IT geeks must be higher than just about any other profession. The proportion of IT geeks who have ever had a threesome must be lower than just about any other profession.
    And that is just amongst the female members of our noble profession

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  • Bagpuss
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    I don't know, made someone cry then came to brag about it on here!

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    The proportion of lesbian fantasies amongst IT geeks must be higher than just about any other profession. The proportion of IT geeks who have ever had a threesome must be lower than just about any other profession.
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    So very very true..
    WSS..

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Typical of you Jacks! Never remember where you parked the car!

    Or who you asked!

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
    edit sp: why don't you guys find out a bit about the person you're talking about before you head for the gutter?

    Thanks for looking out for me, Dear but I would have been slightly disappointed if they hadn't....

    I like to think I'm worth the banter.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I don't understand the lesbian fantasy. One penis - one vagina. Anything more than that is beyond my decision making capacity.
    One penis - one vagina = good
    One penis - two vaginas (& mouths) = better

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    There are many things which could be going wrong in her personal life and if all was fine and dandy at home she may have shrugged off this incident, but for her to get so upset indicates to me that maybe she has other things bothering her.
    Remind me again why you think wimmin in IT is a good thing

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  • NotAllThere
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    I don't understand the lesbian fantasy. One penis - one vagina. Anything more than that is beyond my decision making capacity.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    The proportion of lesbian fantasies amongst IT geeks must be higher than just about any other profession. The proportion of IT geeks who have ever had a threesome must be lower than just about any other profession.
    So very very true..

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