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Previously on "Oh what a beautiful day! Party anyone?"

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  • Zippy
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    Damn! Late again ....

    Where's the beer?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    But they won't make a very nice noise?
    Neither do real spoons

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Disposable
    But they won't make a very nice noise?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Playing the spoons?
    Disposable

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Live band?
    Fraid not.... not enough room in here - can hardly turn round for all the Pataks boxes.

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Live band?
    Playing the spoons?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I'll put some music on....
    Live band?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    As the clouds part to gorgeous blue sky I feel my chances of catching swine flu seep away.

    I think my house has just gone up in value.
    Would this have happened under the tories?

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  • Pondlife
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    As the clouds part to gorgeous blue sky I feel my chances of catching swine flu seep away.

    I think my house has just gone up in value.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Why can't I open this curtain? It feels kind of solid
    <alarm>
    QUICK! BIOHAZARD!! Quarantine DiscoStu immediately!

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  • DiscoStu
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    Why can't I open this curtain? It feels kind of solid

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Mine didn't last 2 weeks...

    Rats - I thought you had a secret line into LB...sad...
    I have his contact details somewhere... will have a hunt for them for you if you like.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    It gets better with age - just scrape the mold off.
    Mine didn't last 2 weeks...

    Rats - I thought you had a secret line into LB...sad...

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    HOLD ON ONE COTTON PICKIN' MOMENT!!!

    Do you mean you still have access a supply to LB's marmalade???

    Is it this season's????
    It gets better with age - just scrape the mold off.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    A bit of Fat Boy Slim methinks.

    <cranks volume to 11>

    Anyone for a mad 'Praise You' dance-off?

    <on knees playing air guitar>

    Cheers for the Scrumpy!

    I saw someone do an ad lib version of the dancing in the video for weapon of choice at a bar in the Caribbean once. As the septics would say awesome.

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