Reply to: The lunatics are running the asylum part 94

[Doggy Styles]

If you had a wheelie bin chock-full of maggots, would the binmen take it away?

[d000hg]

Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too?
THE GARBAGE MAN!!
Oh the Garbage Man can
The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you.
Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
THE GARBAGE MAN
yes the garbage man can
The sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes
courteous and easy going
they mop up when your over flowing
and tell you when your arse is showing
etc...

[sasguru]

The usual bollocks - there were plenty of maggots when I emptied bins unde the Tories.

Wandsworth. Probably the best council in the world.


I'm not joking.

[DimPrawn]

The usual bollocks - there were plenty of maggots when I emptied bins unde the Tories.

You should have emptied the bins over the Tories.

HTH

[Peoplesoft bloke]

vote labour
vote maggot

The usual bollocks - there were plenty of maggots when I emptied bins unde the Tories.

[gingerjedi]

We have one green box for bottles which the grunts managed to lose between the truck and my drive and 3x green bags for garden waste that have cleverly morphed into one since yesterday.

We don't have wheelie bins so all other waste is left in black bags for the crows and ravens to rip apart, I look forward to picking up soiled nappies and cotton buds from my drive when I get home.

One time I loosely tied the handles on a green bag to stop the grass cuttings from blowing away, when I got home I found the handles had been cut off.

[Moscow Mule]

All the forward thinking councils have separate bins for food waste. Saves on tulipe going to landfill and you only have one stinky bin.

We do have a total of 5 bins/containers per household though...

[Sysman]

Personal resonsibility. What do you want? Someone to come round and put your food in a bag before putting it in a bin then closing the lid? that is all it needs. I bet you will be on here in the next week or so complaining about the nanny state.

I remember a WW II PoW story where one of the prisoners was a doctor. What little meat the prisoners were given was so foul that he recommended that they let the maggot eat it, then eat the maggots themselves. True story.

[EternalOptimist]

And is that why you're a eunuch now? They ate your mangy todger.

they only took the bad bits off of it. How did you get to be a mental eunuch ?

[sasguru]

Now that I am a lot older I still haven't forgotten the lesson and at least once a week I put a few in my undies and let them roam around, looking for bits to chew.

And is that why you're a eunuch now? They ate your mangy todger.

[sasguru]

We are not going to have to give you another maths lesson are we dim?

You can try but it never sinks in. He doesn't know that £10,000 is not a million, for example.

[NotAllThere]

...The leaflet telling us so was available in Afghani and Somali, as well as the usual Urdu, Vietnamese, etc. Must get spending priorities right.

That reminds me, how is your Saigon contract going?

[EternalOptimist]

and where's it all got us eh ? thats what I want to know

where's it all gotten us ?

[minestrone]

Perhaps the 200%+ increase might have paid for it no?

Or should we increase it to 1000+% to get some services?

FFS, they let people like you have the vote. No wonder this country is on the edge of bankruptcy.

We are not going to have to give you another maths lesson are we dim?

[expat]

After everyone demanded recycling collections but nobody wanted to pay for extra binmen.

After the government demanded recycling collections but didn't have the nerve to raise the money to pay for it.