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Previously on "The UnPC Thread"

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  • daviejones
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    I sometimes refer to old people as coffin dodgers and the fat amongst us as salad dodgers. But I still think I am PC...

    I think it is wrong to refer to black people as sooties, although I do sometimes call the Chinese people "Kitchen Sinks" and the Japanese as "Road Maps"...


    Hell, here I come, put the heaters on!!!

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Is it still OK to play the Joey game? I'll be Joey A-con, you'll be Joey B-con, you can be Joey C-con, and you can be ...
    Christ that's going back a bit.

    27 years ago Joey Deacon was on Blue Peter

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon

    You old git!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Come one, come all ... and confess your UnPC feelings to Gypsy Rose Menelaus.
    It is one of GRC's simpler tools and it does it job simply and well. Universal Plug 'n' Play network support does sound like it could be a risk.



    Oh, UnPC.
    Last edited by RichardCranium; 11 August 2009, 19:23. Reason: Add the link to GRC's web site; he deserves the publicity

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  • TinTrump
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    I still insist on calling those electric mobility scooters "spaz chariots" - is there any hope for me?
    I saw a person in one taking their dog for a walk on a leash and turned to my friend and said "I thought those things were motorised now". I regretted it as soon as it left my mouth.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I have this very string urge to call churchy a window licker because of his av. am I being non-pc?






    Not at all, you carry on!

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  • Bagpuss
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    It's funny how many people confuse political correctness with Health and Safety legislation.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro
    Last edited by Bagpuss; 10 August 2009, 21:59.

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  • TriggerHippy
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    Q: What's black and fills out a Job Seekers Allowance form?

    A: A Pen

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  • gingerjedi
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    Q: What does the average Muslim weigh?

    A: Sweets.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
    Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
    A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop
    So you've been over here since the 70's (when that joke was last in fashion) ?

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
    Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
    A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop
    WTF is Soccer? Do you mean football?

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  • Payload Bollington
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    Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
    A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop

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  • hyperD
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    Is it still OK to play the Joey game? I'll be Joey A-con, you'll be Joey B-con, you can be Joey C-con, and you can be ...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I have this very string urge to call churchy a window licker because of his av. am I being non-pc?






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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I know I should be nice to everyone on here as everyone has a ight to their opinion : but I wish cybertory would ie. Prefrably horribly.

    Sorry but I hate racists.....
    He's not racist, he just hates dirty Indian immigrants.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I know I should be nice to everyone on here as everyone has a ight to their opinion : but I wish cybertory would ie. Prefrably horribly.

    Sorry but I hate racists.....

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