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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I know I should be nice to everyone on here as everyone has a ight to their opinion : but I wish cybertory would ie. Prefrably horribly.

    Sorry but I hate racists.....
    He's not racist, he just hates dirty Indian immigrants.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      I have this very string urge to call churchy a window licker because of his av. am I being non-pc?






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        #13
        Is it still OK to play the Joey game? I'll be Joey A-con, you'll be Joey B-con, you can be Joey C-con, and you can be ...
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
          A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop

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            #15
            Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
            Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
            A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop
            WTF is Soccer? Do you mean football?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
              Q:Why don't Pakistan ever feature in the soccer world cup?
              A:Coz every time they get a corner they open a shop
              So you've been over here since the 70's (when that joke was last in fashion) ?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                #17
                Q: What does the average Muslim weigh?

                A: Sweets.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Q: What's black and fills out a Job Seekers Allowance form?

                  A: A Pen
                  The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                    #19
                    It's funny how many people confuse political correctness with Health and Safety legislation.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro
                    Last edited by Bagpuss; 10 August 2009, 21:59.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I have this very string urge to call churchy a window licker because of his av. am I being non-pc?






                      Not at all, you carry on!

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