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Previously on "Friday Favourite Fives"

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    2: Favourite joke - 2 donkeys in a boat, one goes "Eee-ooar" the other one goes "no, yee fukc1ng oar, I'm knackered!"


    Love the simple, cheesy jokes - they're the best.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    And here we go:

    1: Favourite smell
    2: Favourite joke
    3: Favourite journey
    4: Favourite anecdote
    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing
    1. fish.
    2. Too many to choose from.
    3. A30 across Salisbury plain.
    4. told on cuk before.
    5. walking boots.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Barbequing meats

    The one about Hitler meeting jesus at the pearly gates on St Peter's day off.

    Any open ocean free-fall descent to 30/40 metres. Just you, the blue and bubbles.

    The time I puked a baileys and creme de menth perfectly back into the glass it came from.

    Varies. Currently a particularly comfy pair of jeans.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MrToast View Post
    Crotchless and peephole.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
    Don't knock it till you've tried it

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    poophole?

    IWGMC
    Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

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  • snaw
    replied
    Originally posted by MrToast View Post
    Crotchless and peephole.
    poophole?

    IWGMC

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Luminous?
    Crotchless and peephole.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Luminous?
    ha ha - no, not quite *that* bright

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  • snaw
    replied
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set
    Luminous?

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  • SallyAnne
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    1: Favourite smell - my cabbage patch doll's face from when I was a kid

    2: Favourite joke - 2 donkeys in a boat, one goes "Eee-ooar" the other one goes "no, yee fukc1ng oar, I'm knackered!"

    3: Favourite journey - I love my drive into work at the minute....25 mins round a country lane, roof down, tunes on, saying hi to the horsies and sheep on the way...lovely :-)

    4: Favourite anecdote - I dont really know what this means

    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    SUV type car parked outside the hotel with aircon and music on full. BBQ in the street with the guy having to use a torch to see if the food was cooked, free booze and meeting more people than ever possible in one night.

    Happy days
    I miss NYC.

    Best city on earth, best times of my life.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    hey #4

    I was there too, awesome night - one of the most unique and incredible nights of my life. Restaurants giving away food for free cause it would go off, no cars on the streets, stars in the skies, everyone (I mean everyone), in the pub and spilling onto the street cause it was too hot to stay inside, pubs running out of beer.

    Fn amazing night.
    SUV type car parked outside the hotel with aircon and music on full. BBQ in the street with the guy having to use a torch to see if the food was cooked, free booze and meeting more people than ever possible in one night.

    Happy days

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    1. BBQing something spicy
    2. The check if he's dead ... shot fired... now what? one
    3. Going on hols
    4. In NY the night they had the black out. Best night ever.
    5. a blue linen shirt, no idea why, i just like wearing it.
    hey #4

    I was there too, awesome night - one of the most unique and incredible nights of my life. Restaurants giving away food for free cause it would go off, no cars on the streets, stars in the skies, everyone (I mean everyone), in the pub and spilling onto the street cause it was too hot to stay inside, pubs running out of beer.

    Fn amazing night.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    And here we go:

    1: Favourite smell
    2: Favourite joke
    3: Favourite journey
    4: Favourite anecdote
    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing
    1. BBQing something spicy
    2. The check if he's dead ... shot fired... now what? one
    3. Going on hols
    4. In NY the night they had the black out. Best night ever.
    5. a blue linen shirt, no idea why, i just like wearing it.

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