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Friday Favourite Fives

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    #11
    1: Favourite smell - my cabbage patch doll's face from when I was a kid

    2: Favourite joke - 2 donkeys in a boat, one goes "Eee-ooar" the other one goes "no, yee fukc1ng oar, I'm knackered!"

    3: Favourite journey - I love my drive into work at the minute....25 mins round a country lane, roof down, tunes on, saying hi to the horsies and sheep on the way...lovely :-)

    4: Favourite anecdote - I dont really know what this means

    5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set
      Luminous?
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Luminous?
        ha ha - no, not quite *that* bright
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing - hmmmm....my new bright pink knicker/bra set
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Luminous?
          Crotchless and peephole.
          King of Chutney.

          Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrToast View Post
            Crotchless and peephole.
            poophole?

            IWGMC
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #16
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              poophole?

              IWGMC
              Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
                Don't knock it till you've tried it
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrToast View Post
                  Crotchless and peephole.
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Barbequing meats

                    The one about Hitler meeting jesus at the pearly gates on St Peter's day off.

                    Any open ocean free-fall descent to 30/40 metres. Just you, the blue and bubbles.

                    The time I puked a baileys and creme de menth perfectly back into the glass it came from.

                    Varies. Currently a particularly comfy pair of jeans.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      And here we go:

                      1: Favourite smell
                      2: Favourite joke
                      3: Favourite journey
                      4: Favourite anecdote
                      5: Favourite item of (your own) clothing
                      1. fish.
                      2. Too many to choose from.
                      3. A30 across Salisbury plain.
                      4. told on cuk before.
                      5. walking boots.

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