Originally posted by sasguru
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I like that.
I shall use that as my character in my next role-playing game.
Humour the Retard, a level one First Order Twonk.
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: 1
Bardic voice: huh?
Alignment: with the floor, usually
Born with a Special Power: confusing his way out of trouble.
Evil Skaven Guard: "You, there, come here!
Humour the Retard: "Me? What did I do wrong this time?"
ESG: "Hand over your weapons and money."
HtR: "I can't because of the one legged duck problem."
ESG: "What?"
HtR: "Apparenty one of its legs is both the same."
ESG: "Just sod off, idiot."
HtR sods off, bearing the Wizard's Teddy in his MotherCare Nappy Change Kit Bag.
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