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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    It's a prawn.

    HTH

    Its a braw bricht moonlicht prawn the nicht ...
    as they say in Swindon North.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    ..are you going to Swindon Fair ...

    Nice Avatar DP - care to tell me a wee bit more about it
    It's a prawn.

    HTH

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I see you prefer the "classy" Swindon girl look.
    Och Aye DP !

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by zamzummim View Post
    All consultancies allow their consultants expenses of 25 per day as per-diem when away from home.
    ALL? Have you met them all? How do you know?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    I think the Telegraph is bending the truth.
    They get £25 a night for staying away from their main home.
    The Telegraph's magic "£9125 a year" has been calculated as £25 * 365. But if they stayed away from their main home for 365 nights in a year it wouldn't be their main home would it?

    still, a couple of them will no doubt manage it somehow.
    That's only if they played by their own riules. In the past we had MP's who claimed for properties they rented out and never used. They could designate their 1st home to be the one in their constituency and live in London all year in their 2nd one. 365*25 is easy!

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  • zamzummim
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    All consultancies allow their consultants expenses of 25 per day as per-diem when away from home.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    ..are you going to Swindon Fair ...

    Nice Avatar DP - care to tell me a wee bit more about it
    I see you prefer the "classy" Swindon girl look.

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  • thunderlizard
    replied
    I think the Telegraph is bending the truth.
    They get £25 a night for staying away from their main home.
    The Telegraph's magic "£9125 a year" has been calculated as £25 * 365. But if they stayed away from their main home for 365 nights in a year it wouldn't be their main home would it?

    still, a couple of them will no doubt manage it somehow.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    ..are you going to Swindon Fair ...

    Nice Avatar DP - care to tell me a wee bit more about it

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    It is only fair. We can do the same. What's that you say? We can't?

    Aux armes, citoyens!

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Nice one.

    Nice one.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...y-stealth.html

    No receipts required.

    Only "fair"

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