Women should remember their place in tennis. Wear a wonderbra. And a thong.
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Originally posted by cojak View Post
..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)
"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?
Bingo!"
Saucy aristo reprobate, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, finds himself in all manner of unsuitable locations, usually at night, invariably with a number of ladies. With his rumpled dinner jacket, a bottle of champagne and a glint in his eye, the 13th Duke turns up at halls of residence and dormitories, as if by accident. Standing in a room full of sleeping girls, he'll ask lasciviously, 'With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'
Some of the places the 13th Duke of Wybourne has found himself in have included:
- a French maid's finishing school
- a sixth form girls' dormitory
- a student nurses' hall of residence
- a women's prison
- alone with his best friend's wife
- in a mortuary
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Originally posted by cojak View Post
..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)
"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?
Bingo!"
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)
"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?
Bingo!"
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostLeslie Phillips
actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostThanks - I think it might've been both
"Well Hello!"
Leslie Phillips was
"I say, Ding Dong!"
Both uttered in an utterly filthy upper class accent.Last edited by DaveB; 28 July 2009, 09:54.
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