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  • BrilloPad
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    Women should remember their place in tennis. Wear a wonderbra. And a thong.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post


    ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

    "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

    Bingo!"
    13th Duke of Wybourne

    Saucy aristo reprobate, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, finds himself in all manner of unsuitable locations, usually at night, invariably with a number of ladies. With his rumpled dinner jacket, a bottle of champagne and a glint in his eye, the 13th Duke turns up at halls of residence and dormitories, as if by accident. Standing in a room full of sleeping girls, he'll ask lasciviously, 'With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'

    Some of the places the 13th Duke of Wybourne has found himself in have included:
    • a French maid's finishing school
    • a sixth form girls' dormitory
    • a student nurses' hall of residence
    • a women's prison
    • alone with his best friend's wife
    • in a mortuary

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post


    ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

    "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

    Bingo!"
    Did no-one think of the consequences?

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  • foggo
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    there is no god, 'tis a crime against beauty

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    .....and let's not forget Cojak
    Ahhhhh Cojak Heloooooooo!
    Is this a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see YOU!!!

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  • cojak
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    ..and let's not forget the newer cad, the Duke (ala The Fast Show)

    "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

    Bingo!"

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    the personification of the word cad!
    Helloooo did someone call!!

    Has anyone seen CM today.... Ding DONG!

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Terry Thomas was :

    "Well Hello!"

    Leslie Phillips was

    "I say, Ding Dong!"

    Both uttered in an utterly filthy upper class accent.
    Terry-Thomas and Leslie Phillips - both the personification of the word cad!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Leslie Phillips

    actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Thanks - I think it might've been both
    Terry Thomas was :

    "Well Hello!"

    Leslie Phillips was

    "I say, Ding Dong!"

    Both uttered in an utterly filthy upper class accent.
    Last edited by DaveB; 28 July 2009, 09:54.

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  • thelace
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    I'd have said she had a great chance in the mixed doubles....

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Leslie Phillips

    actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.
    Thanks - I think it might've been both

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    <TerryThomas>
    Well, hello ...
    </TerryThomas>
    Leslie Phillips

    actually, on second thoughts it might have been Terry-Thomas too.

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  • snaw
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    That's ruined my day, that has.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Nexxy View Post
    To be fair - a handfull is all you need - anything you can't get in your mouth goes to waste
    fixed that for you.

    HTH.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Nexxy View Post
    To be fair - a handfull is all you need - anything more is greedy
    Has to be a decent chance of smothering in the night, just to keep it interesting

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