Mmmmmm. Sounds like my sorta tea. Oh handbag, you mean it was unused? Darn.
Me and missus have offices. We use walkie talkies.
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Previously on "Friday Silliness"
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There was a young vampire called MabelOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!
Who's periods were incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table
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I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostWell it made me laugh..
My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.
That will teach him
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Ahh the world of construction, it even makes IT look normalOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostRequesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
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Well, if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis had used MSN to communicate between floors in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, it would have been pants.
bringn u rat on pl8
tl
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We use Teamspeak to make requests in the home environment when we are gaming.
Admittedly, it's usually something like "More DPS ! More Healing ! OMG, I got Aggro"
Though beverage requests have been known.
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I can imagine worse...
"Dear Boss,
I am sitting on a turtle-head and need to visit Trap 3 fairly quickly. Please can I have permission to go ?"
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"Please note I am out of the Office until next Wednesday. My secretary will deal with any problems you may have"
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Oh noes !
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Hell yeah.Chef : Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
She's smart, sexy, funny, gothalicious and that's the stuff I can reveal.
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As Sir John Harvey Jones would say, "When you're in a hole stop digging"Originally posted by chef View PostHalo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
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LOL would you like a JCB with that? although he has never complainedOriginally posted by chef View PostHalo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
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