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Previously on "Friday Silliness"

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  • xoggoth
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    Mmmmmm. Sounds like my sorta tea. Oh handbag, you mean it was unused? Darn.

    Me and missus have offices. We use walkie talkies.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
    I sense a plan B coming on - Robot tea trolleys

    They're the next big thing, mark my words.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    There was a young vampire called Mabel
    Who's periods were incredibly stable
    Each month at full moon
    She'd reach down with a spoon
    And drink herself under the table

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!
    There was a young vampire called Mabel
    Who's periods were incredibly stable
    Each month at full moon
    She'd reach down with a spoon
    And drink herself under the table

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  • Paula
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Or even admit to having a 'boss', I have a client
    Talc or Baby oil?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well it made me laugh..

    My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

    That will teach him
    I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
    Ahh the world of construction, it even makes IT look normal

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  • thunderlizard
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    Well, if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis had used MSN to communicate between floors in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, it would have been pants.

    bringn u rat on pl8

    tl

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  • Board Game Geek
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    We use Teamspeak to make requests in the home environment when we are gaming.

    Admittedly, it's usually something like "More DPS ! More Healing ! OMG, I got Aggro"

    Though beverage requests have been known.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I can imagine worse...

    "Dear Boss,

    I am sitting on a turtle-head and need to visit Trap 3 fairly quickly. Please can I have permission to go ?"

    ----------------
    "Please note I am out of the Office until next Wednesday. My secretary will deal with any problems you may have"
    -----------------

    Oh noes !

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
    I work at home and often MSN the missus asking for tea/coffee/sandwiches. I mean, there's a whole flight of stairs between us.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Chef : Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
    Hell yeah.

    She's smart, sexy, funny, gothalicious and that's the stuff I can reveal.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG

    EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
    As Sir John Harvey Jones would say, "When you're in a hole stop digging"

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG

    EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
    LOL would you like a JCB with that? although he has never complained

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