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Previously on "Hand Wringer Alert"
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I'm real. Just ask Mrs Gunman. I kept her awake all last night by making goat noises outside her window.
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One day, when I am on my deathbed, they will ask, xoggoth, what was your greatest acheivement? And I wil proudly say, I once persuaded some lunatic he was a giant lizard.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThanks for that LB.
It's quite made my day.
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Originally posted by WageSlaveI've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands.
Its what the fightings all about
Me ... and You
God Only knows its not what we choose
To Do
Out of my way ... its a busy day
Ive got things on my mind
For the want of a price of a tea and a slice
The Old Man died
Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 4 November 2005, 16:33.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockMoney ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....
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Money!
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockMoney ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....
Money, get back.
I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
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Money ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....
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Yes, superb. Even better than the Chico bot, which really is very good
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That really is an excellent thread. I wept with laughter when I read this:
Originally posted by milerThe lost revenue runs into 100's of millions annually. This is cash that is desperately needed for public services.
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