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**wendigo100** · 4 November 2005, 15:53

That really is an excellent thread. I wept with laughter when I read this:

Originally posted by miler

The lost revenue runs into 100's of millions annually. This is cash that is desperately needed for public services.

Well done miler, I say.

**sasguru** · 4 November 2005, 15:54

Yes, superb. Even better than the Chico bot, which really is very good

**AlfredJPruffock** · 4 November 2005, 15:55

Money ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....

**Phoenix** · 4 November 2005, 16:00

Money!

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

Money ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....

Money, get back.
I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.

**WageSlave** · 4 November 2005, 16:00

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

Money ... so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But when you ask for a rise
It comes as no surprise
Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....

I've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands.

**AlfredJPruffock** · 4 November 2005, 16:29

Originally posted by WageSlave

I've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands.

With ...Without
Its what the fightings all about

Me ... and You
God Only knows its not what we choose
To Do

Out of my way ... its a busy day
Ive got things on my mind

For the want of a price of a tea and a slice
The Old Man died

**Lucifer Box** · 4 November 2005, 17:26

Originally posted by zeitghost

Thanks for that LB.

It's quite made my day.

Let that be a lesson to you all. Despite the wealth of comedy characters populating the general forum, a few of whom are actually real people as opposed to Milan-bots, the lesser fora can reveal a wealth of amusement to help slackers such as myself while the day away with a chortle or six.

**xoggoth** · 4 November 2005, 21:02

One day, when I am on my deathbed, they will ask, xoggoth, what was your greatest acheivement? And I wil proudly say, I once persuaded some lunatic he was a giant lizard.

**WageSlave** · 5 November 2005, 19:38

I'm real. Just ask Mrs Gunman. I kept her awake all last night by making goat noises outside her window.

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