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Previously on "Have you died from Swine Flu"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Because he was a Pole, but it's all quiet on the Western Front.
    What a clever Remarque.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I once hit a pole. And he hit me back.
    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Why not your front?
    Because he was a Pole, but it's all quiet on the Western Front.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I once hit a pole. And he hit me back.
    Why not your front?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I once hit a pole. And he hit me back.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    What post?
    Maybe it was a plank.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Consider the post ignored.
    What post?

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  • BlasterBates
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    ...it doesn't kill you, it just changes you a bit..

    oink oink

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Consider the post ignored.
    How long do we need to spend considering it?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Consider the post ignored.

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  • DimPrawn
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    tulip I've just realised there's a flaw in the logic of this post.

    Please ignore.

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  • MrMark
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    No, Gordo's illusional economy killed me off.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    yes, but I got better

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Yes - indirectly from CyberCunt drowning me in drivel.

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  • Zippy
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    Aaarghhh

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Have you died from Swine Flu

    Have you died from Swine Flu

    Just reply "yes" if you have.

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