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Cyberman replied

17 July 2009, 10:10
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)

Well, Flora is harmless.
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Drewster replied

17 July 2009, 10:08
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)

I thought we were discussing you being interested in being "dipped into" by interesting Fauna
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cojak replied

17 July 2009, 10:02
<waves at CyberTory>

I know you're watching!
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cojak replied

17 July 2009, 09:53
Atw not about then?
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snaw replied

17 July 2009, 09:53
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)

You've been seeing someone else behind our backs?
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cojak replied

17 July 2009, 09:52
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

While I have no idea if this is true or not... I am really scratching my head* as to "How did you find it out?"

As far as I can see:
a) You suffered an Allergic reaction due to experience.....
b) You were investigating the pros & cons of Dog Shagging.....

Either way..... Ewwwwuuch!

* No not because a Dog has had a Pot Noodle in my ear.......

I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)
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snaw replied

17 July 2009, 09:51
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Ah, right you are.

A beagle eh? Not sure that was a great choice, they've got tongues like sandpaper...

Maybe she liked a bit of rough

*IWGMC*
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cojak replied

17 July 2009, 09:50
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

She wasnt shagging it. She spread something on and got the dog to lick it off.

Ah, right you are.

A beagle eh? Not sure that was a great choice, they've got tongues like sandpaper...
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Drewster replied

17 July 2009, 09:49
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've heard that dog's semen sets off a strong allergic reaction in humans..

so I'd have thought she'd be scratching for a week if it were true...

While I have no idea if this is true or not... I am really scratching my head* as to "How did you find it out?"

As far as I can see:
a) You suffered an Allergic reaction due to experience.....
b) You were investigating the pros & cons of Dog Shagging.....

Either way..... Ewwwwuuch!

* No not because a Dog has had a Pot Noodle in my ear.......
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snaw replied

17 July 2009, 09:48
Originally posted by cojak View Post

You'd better believe it baby

And don't ask me what I can do with a friendly squirrel...

Christ, don't give AtW ideas or he'll be feeding them his nuts for real ....
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cojak replied

17 July 2009, 09:48
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

You're sick too !!

You'd better believe it baby

And don't ask me what I can do with a friendly squirrel...
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DimPrawn replied

17 July 2009, 09:46
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've heard that dog's semen sets off a strong allergic reaction in humans..

so I'd have thought she'd be scratching for a week if it were true...

How did you "hear" this?

How's your Great Dane Rex by the way?
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Peoplesoft bloke replied

17 July 2009, 09:46
Americans just have to have to go one better all the time eh? Their Pikey Chav scum are better at being scum than ours
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Cyberman replied

17 July 2009, 09:45
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've heard that dog's semen sets off a strong allergic reaction in humans..

so I'd have thought she'd be scratching for a week if it were true...

You're sick too !!
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The Lone Gunman replied

17 July 2009, 09:45
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've heard that dog's semen sets off a strong allergic reaction in humans..

so I'd have thought she'd be scratching for a week if it were true...

She wasnt shagging it. She spread something on and got the dog to lick it off.
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