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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I've heard that dog's semen sets off a strong allergic reaction in humans..

    so I'd have thought she'd be scratching for a week if it were true...
    While I have no idea if this is true or not... I am really scratching my head* as to "How did you find it out?"

    As far as I can see:
    a) You suffered an Allergic reaction due to experience.....
    b) You were investigating the pros & cons of Dog Shagging.....

    Either way..... Ewwwwuuch!












    * No not because a Dog has had a Pot Noodle in my ear.......

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      #12
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      She wasnt shagging it. She spread something on and got the dog to lick it off.
      Ah, right you are.

      A beagle eh? Not sure that was a great choice, they've got tongues like sandpaper...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Ah, right you are.

        A beagle eh? Not sure that was a great choice, they've got tongues like sandpaper...
        Maybe she liked a bit of rough

        *IWGMC*
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #14
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          While I have no idea if this is true or not... I am really scratching my head* as to "How did you find it out?"

          As far as I can see:
          a) You suffered an Allergic reaction due to experience.....
          b) You were investigating the pros & cons of Dog Shagging.....

          Either way..... Ewwwwuuch!

          * No not because a Dog has had a Pot Noodle in my ear.......
          I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)
            You've been seeing someone else behind our backs?
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #16
              Atw not about then?
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                <waves at CyberTory>

                I know you're watching!
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)
                  I thought we were discussing you being interested in being "dipped into" by interesting Fauna

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    I occasionally dip into interesting fora.... (there others beside CUK, you know...)


                    Well, Flora is harmless.

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