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minestrone replied

28 August 2014, 10:15
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Ah just noticed it's another resurrected ancient thread! What was CB banned for? Telling the non PC truth?

Being a tulipe sockie and if I remember correctly saying that all scots should be culled.
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xoggoth replied

28 August 2014, 10:13
Ah just noticed it's another resurrected ancient thread! What was CB banned for? Telling the non PC truth?
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xoggoth replied

28 August 2014, 09:59
You're a ******* moron

No he isn't. Both swine flu in the US and TB here are strongly linked to immigration and minorities who regularly visit counties of origin. Their diet is also a major factor. But let's not bother about facts.

Nice simple figures here:

http://www.hpa.org.uk/webc/HPAwebFil.../1317139697507

Last edited by xoggoth; 28 August 2014, 10:09.
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Troll replied

28 August 2014, 08:44
Bring back Cyberman!
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DiscoStu replied

28 August 2014, 08:35
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

Bump for no other reason than nostalgia.
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Bunk replied

16 March 2010, 18:47
Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post

Licky, licky
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Clippy replied

16 March 2010, 18:36
Just wet myself re-reading this thread.

Ah, the good ol' days.
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Pondlife replied

16 March 2010, 16:14
Location: Chutney, mouth, chutney, elsewhere, chutney
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Chutney Spoon replied

16 March 2010, 16:11
Licky, licky
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Mich the Tester replied

16 March 2010, 15:55
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

bump, just for nostalgia's sake
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BrilloPad replied

22 July 2009, 18:22
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

Last time I took my son to a public toilet I noted that one chap took a piss and just walked out. Then another man finished on the bog and just walked out. There I was with my son, wondering how the hell am I gonna open this door now!

I ended up using my coat...Which I put in the wash when I got home.

Why not use some bog roll?
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Pondlife replied

22 July 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

Maybe they'd tried the food.
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Chutney Spoon replied

22 July 2009, 16:05
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

The fast food "restaurant" I worked in while at Uni had blood smeared on the walls of the ladies bog on a regular basis.

Sometimes they wrote us messages in smeared blood. None of them were safe to repeat here.
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lilelvis2000 replied

22 July 2009, 15:59
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

They got bad aim?
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lilelvis2000 replied

22 July 2009, 15:58
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Were there any old men in there licking spoons?

It was a bit dark...so couldn't really say.
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