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expat replied

13 July 2009, 14:27
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

TV repair man
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Originally posted by zeitghost

I did that in another life...

Never had outrageous rumpy pumpy with nubile housewives though

Feel all the EF80s, replace the one that stayed cold. Then plenty of time left for tea & crumpet.
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RichardCranium replied

13 July 2009, 14:19
Originally posted by zeitghost

Until they bang him up for being a War Criminal...

Tony Blair is Captain Kirk?
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RichardCranium replied

13 July 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Not many thatchers left these days. That's a profitable job...

Blair earns more.
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Bagpuss replied

13 July 2009, 13:23
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Mobile car tuning

Those guys still exist , but more toward dignostics these days, rather than tinkering with the carb and points on a Cortina

http://www.cartune.co.uk/
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Bagpuss replied

13 July 2009, 13:20
HIP assessor
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d000hg replied

13 July 2009, 13:12
Not many thatchers left these days. That's a profitable job...
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SuperZ replied

13 July 2009, 11:10
'Cow banger', that sounds a little dodgy
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EternalOptimist replied

13 July 2009, 10:25
The Bannerman

from Sunday Parades. I used to love them parades
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alreadypacked replied

13 July 2009, 10:14
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

We could do with one of them on this site
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DimPrawn replied

13 July 2009, 08:38
Originally posted by zeitghost

I did that in another life...

Never had outrageous rumpy pumpy with nubile housewives though

Is it cos you is ugly?
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DimPrawn replied

13 July 2009, 08:33
TV repair man
Mobile car tuning
Stone cladding installers
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DodgyAgent replied

13 July 2009, 08:31
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Those blokes who used to go around sharpening things were really useful.

We could do with one of them on this site
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swamp replied

13 July 2009, 07:53
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Those blokes who used to go around sharpening things were really useful.

They'd just have a queue of chavs waiting to sharpen their 'blades'.
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xoggoth replied

13 July 2009, 07:46
Those blokes who used to go around sharpening things were really useful.
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MrMark replied

13 July 2009, 07:19
A long time since I've seen a "one-man band".

Or did they all become DBAs?
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