Reply to: H1n1

[RichardCranium]

To hang out your trousers?

Oh no wrong punchline

I dunno - why?

'Cos if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be aspirins.





Bit warm for a coat, don't you think?

[JoJoGabor]

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?

To hang out your trousers?

Oh no wrong punchline

I dunno - why?

[JoJoGabor]

All mammals have four knees... Some are more obvoius than others.

HTH

No only elephants. They are the only ones who have 4 legs that bend forwards.

And to prove that point here is a link... oh wait that just proved me wrong. OK so no animals have 4 knees!!!

http://www.oxonart.org/wildart/uploa...99FFEC1F1E.jpg

[RichardCranium]

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?

[Moscow Mule]

I bet I can jump higher than an elephant.

Even when it's been scared by a mouse?

[RichardCranium]

I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows.

I bet I can jump higher than an elephant.

[malvolio]

All mammals have four knees... Some are more obvoius than others.

HTH

[Cyberman]

I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows. Yes, carry on your joke and please share when its finished.

Waiting in anticipation

A giraffe, lion, rhino ?

[JoJoGabor]

Slightly unrelated, but do you happen to know if goats have elbows ?

I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows. Yes, carry on your joke and please share when its finished.

Waiting in anticipation

[RichardCranium]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8143823.stm

What a brilliant example of absolutely appalling bad journalism. The researchers say one thing and the article says the opposite.

[RichardCranium]

AIDS is also not Ebola.
Dogs are not cats.

Therefore, this post intentionally left blank.

[DiscoStu]

brilliant.

Theres this duck right, goes in to the doctor and says 'I need knee replacement surgery'
the doctor looks at the duck and says 'ducks dont have knees'

the duck looks despondant and says 'what about a moustache then?'

'no problem' replies the doc

'Great - stick it on my bill'

[Moscow Mule]

AIDS is also not Ebola. Dogs are not cats. What fun it is to post spurious facts.

Hey, there's no need to post just facts. You dirty fact-ist.

[d000hg]

is not Ebola.

Chill out. Enjoy your summer.

AIDS is also not Ebola. Dogs are not cats. What fun it is to post spurious facts.

[gingerjedi]

brilliant.

Theres this duck right, goes in to the doctor and says 'I need knee replacement surgery'
the doctor looks at the duck and says 'ducks dont have knees'

the duck looks despondant and says 'what about a moustache then?'

'no problem' replies the doc

'Great - stick it on my bill'