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Previously on "You thought JobServe had joke adverts"

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  • sunnysan
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    Niall from NedProd

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

    Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.
    Maybe Niall has moved to San Francisco and started his own company?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?
    From what I have read, a hole is a hole!

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?
    I'm not sure. I just didn't want to get the from HAB.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by MrToast View Post
    Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.
    Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    Tony - you're a genius.

    Submissions on punch cards of course

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  • MrToast
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    This is why IT and the people who work in IT really gets bad press.

    They couldn't be further from the truth if they tried.

    Bad Ass Ninjas? More like Badly Dressed Numpties.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative
    We might have the odd bad-ass Nigel or maybe a Kevin!

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  • BoredBloke
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    Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative

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  • MrMark
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    I don't know, it has its redeeming parts:-

    // FAIL FAIL I hate you.
    Got to laff, aint you?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Just going through the fails and wins. It's clear that they consider ninja-bad-ass programmers to be contenders for the IOCCC, but without the charm or wit.

    Though win 20 was quite neat.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

    Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.
    "Only apply if you are serious about coming into an office daily to be of programmer awesomeness"

    Is this English? Has Andyw started his own company?

    What a bunch of tossers.

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  • d000hg
    started a topic You thought JobServe had joke adverts

    You thought JobServe had joke adverts

    Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

    Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.

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