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Menelaus replied

7 July 2009, 14:11
Originally posted by thelace View Post

Can "giving Elle McPherson one" be considered as art?

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Scarlett Johannsen
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thelace replied

7 July 2009, 14:09
Can "giving Elle McPherson one" be considered as art?

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RichardCranium replied

7 July 2009, 13:38
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

So you posted it again as a real URL this time, just to make sure

edit: And now I've linked it again... you can just imagine the Google gears turning!

I suspect most of us click on the NSFW links without hesitation, so I was helping.
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d000hg replied

7 July 2009, 12:54
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A huge stack of CVs and a poster:

Code:

PM for hire WWW.DICKHEAD.CO.UK Plenty slow Plenty expensive

* Oops! www.dickhead.co.uk is very NSFW

So you posted it again as a real URL this time, just to make sure

edit: And now I've linked it again... you can just imagine the Google gears turning!
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Moscow Mule replied

7 July 2009, 11:52
I'd bring a bird of prey (pref a big one) and practice my Falconry skills.
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RichardCranium replied

7 July 2009, 11:14
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I would trap and kill a pigeon.

crap upon
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thunderlizard replied

7 July 2009, 11:09
I would trap and kill a pigeon, then roast it and offer bits to the audience.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 July 2009, 11:01
I would put my artists hat on and regale them with my poem

If I had a knife and fork
And this plinth was made of bread
I'd get down on my hands and knees
And eat my way to Beachy Head
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BrilloPad replied

7 July 2009, 10:46
I would use it to advertise my children for sale.
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RichardCranium replied

7 July 2009, 10:28
A huge stack of CVs and a poster:

Code:

PM for hire WWW.DICKHEAD.CO.UK Plenty slow Plenty expensive

* Oops! www.dickhead.co.uk is very NSFW
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DaveB replied

7 July 2009, 10:21
Pot Noodle and a

If challenged say it's an Ironic Post-Modernist Commentary on the nature of greed and self gratification in modern politics.
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BoredBloke replied

7 July 2009, 10:05
Have a really big tulip and model it into the shape of gordon brown
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FSM with Cheddar replied

7 July 2009, 10:05
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Menelaus started a topic The Fourth Plinth

7 July 2009, 10:00
The Fourth Plinth

...in Trafalgar Square.

What would you do with your hour?
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