"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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Previously on "What would you like as your epitaph?"
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Originally posted by expat View PostSimile = "like" or "as", roughly speaking. E.g. as dead as a dodo.
Synonym = another word with the same meaning.
I would say that the predominant figure of speech used in the dead parrot sketch is euphemism by metaphor.
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I would like:
(except for the tree planted on the site)
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostAren't they similies? IGMC
I always liked Spike's, but failing that, I also liked Captain Sensible's answer "Ee was a decent geezer who always done 'is best" as what he hoped people would say about him. Fat chance of that in my case.
Synonym = another word with the same meaning.
I would say that the predominant figure of speech used in the dead parrot sketch is euphemism by metaphor.
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostMaybe the synonyms for being dead from the Monty Python parrot sketch would work.
I always liked Spike's, but failing that, I also liked Captain Sensible's answer "Ee was a decent geezer who always done 'is best" as what he hoped people would say about him. Fat chance of that in my case.
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostMaybe the synonyms for being dead from the Monty Python parrot sketch would work.
Here lies Peoples Front of Judea: Fooking Splitter!
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Maybe the synonyms for being dead from the Monty Python parrot sketch would work.
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Some sigh for the Glories of This World
Some Sigh for the Prophet's Paradise to come;
Ah, take the Cash, and let the Promise go,
Nor heed the music of a distant Drum!
There was the Door to which I found no Key:
There was the Veil through which I could not see:
Some little talk awhile of ME and THEE
There was--and then no more of THEE and ME.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 29 June 2009, 14:43.
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I came.
I saw.
I conked out.
Many thanks to Carry on Cleo for that one!
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The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon
Turns Ashes—or it prospers; and anon,
Like Snow upon the Desert's dusty Face
Lighting a little Hour or two—is gone.
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What about the Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep poem?
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
Oops: passe ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gr...e_poem_arp.jpg
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhat a heartwarming story of vandalism.
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostEffie Jean Robinson
1897-1922
Come blooming youths, as you pass by ,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.
Which is not funny at all. But underneath, someone had added:
To follow you
I am not content,
How do I know
Which way you went.
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