Reply to: Ffs

[Drewster]

Something tells me that you may be a short-arse, I'm guessing you're 5'9(and a half, mustn't forget the half...)

I refer my Honourable Friend to the earlier response of my other Honourable Friend of the female persuasion:

Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...

[Churchill]

Lets see.................. errrrrrrr
1) Double entendre - Check
2) Borderline "face slap" - Check
3) Self depreciating "punchline" - Check
Ahhh HA! Got it
4) Pop at Churchill - Missing

Sorry Cojak... Its just that I am trying to ingratiate myself with Churchill and Menelaus cos they keep picking on me!!!

Something tells me that you may be a short-arse, I'm guessing you're 5'9(and a half, mustn't forget the half...)

[Drewster]

I do hope you're embarrassed re-reading that post, Drewster...

Lets see.................. errrrrrrr
1) Double entendre - Check
2) Borderline "face slap" - Check
3) Self depreciating "punchline" - Check
Ahhh HA! Got it
4) Pop at Churchill - Missing

Sorry Cojak... Its just that I am trying to ingratiate myself with Churchill and Menelaus cos they keep picking on me!!!

[cojak]

I do hope you're embarrassed re-reading that post, Drewster...

[Churchill]

Oh Dear, that is rather beyond the pale...

That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...

Can you be sure...

[Drewster]

FFS.

I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

Also: Menelaus

Terribly sorry about the spelling.........

[Drewster]

There is definitely no way I'd let 4 blades within a yard of my foofoo.

Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...

I've got a blade that I could sheath in.... no no!
How about letting this blade.... no!

OK - I give up! Oh No how about......
I've got a little blade here if its size that bothers you...... errrr maybe not!

[cojak]

And slightly off-topic. The designer's of ladies shavers are definitely men.

There is definitely no way I'd let 4 blades within a yard of my foofoo.

Bigger ain't always better in every situation boys...

[voodooflux]

That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...

...unless you have one of these.

[scotspine]

this is all starting to make sense.

... really?

[cojak]

I have a Remington beard trimmer that I use to keep me barnet (what's left of it) down to the wood. Sometimes we used to put the 4mm guard on it and do the boys hair, but as they have got older the wife takes them to the barbers as they seem to want specific hair styles.

So the other day I went to use the trimmer, and I found the 3mm guard on it. Strange I thought. I asked the wife about it. She had trimmed her love fluff.

I need to take a few mill off the bottom of the bathroom door, so shall use her rasor.

Oh Dear, that is rather beyond the pale...

That's like Mr C washing his danglies with my face towel - it's just not done...

[cailin maith]

FFS.

I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

Also: Menelaus

[Menelaus]

@ Menalaus - Thats one!! and its only Monday!!!

FFS.

I'm not going to need to go to the gym this week, I'll be doing so much of Churchills' coat holding!

Also: Menelaus

[suityou01]

Got any piccies?

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[BrilloPad]

She had trimmed her love fluff.

Got any piccies?