Reply to: What did you get for father's day?

[gadgetman]

Its not until Sept here (Oz). Missus was wondering why she couldn't find any cards in the shops

[RichardCranium]

"What did you get for father's day?"

My birthday stolen.

I'm told they've moved Father's Day to match the USA Father's Day. That explains why I do not recall it being on my birthday before.

It would have been nice to go out, but, like Mother's Day, it wouldn't have been any fun.

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Ledsager til Ovids Metamorphoser

[Ken Dodd]

I got a box of teabags and a packet of Thornton's toffee.

I kid you not.

[BoredBloke]

I can't understand how they can inflict the injuries they did. When you have a fight there comes a point where it is obvious that the other person has lost. To fracture her jaw twice goes well beyond that point. And why did the crowd not see anything wrong with 2 larger girls beating up one smaller one.

[Mustang]

A crowd of about 20 were cheering these two on and some were filming it.

I am just as much concerned about this crowd as the original 2 girls. None of the 20 or so will get prosecuted I am sure!!

[tino]

One of them has been arrested. She works at the nursrey my daughter works at. Looks like she's about to lose her job also! I don't think I'd want somebody like that looking after toddlers.

Scumbag. Brainless scumbag at that

[BoredBloke]

I got woken up by the coppers looking for my daughter as one of her mates was badly beat up and they needed witnesses. Her mate is 15 and quite short and was beaten up by 2 girls, one of whom is 17 and massive. She ended up losing teeth and having her jaw fractured in 2 places. A crowd of about 20 were cheering these two on and some were filming it. The coppers are looking at doing the pair for abh.

One of them has been arrested. She works at the nursrey my daughter works at. Looks like she's about to lose her job also! I don't think I'd want somebody like that looking after toddlers.

[RichardCranium]

A case of Pedigree

Marston's or Chum?

(You can never be sure with kids...)

[BoredBloke]

Nowhere so civilized. Rochdale I believe.

Yes - but in the nice part. Yes there is a nice part. It's nice because it almost isn't in rochdale.

[thelace]

Woken up early (well 8.30) by kids eager to give me coffee and a bacon butty in bed

A case of Pedigree

2 boxes of Maltesers (one later shared)

Pretty good day all round

[The Lone Gunman]

Jeez Tony, where do you live? Baghdad?

Nowhere so civilized. Rochdale I believe.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Coffee cup with photo montage. Card. Molton brown products. Very happy.

[Coalman]

Home made cards as standard.

Woken up at 6:30 (no fry up!)

Home brew kit!!

Saw some planes for free at Kemble Air Day.

Good day all round.

[shaunbhoy]

I got woken up by the coppers looking for my daughter as one of her mates was badly beat up and they needed witnesses. Her mate is 15 and quite short and was beaten up by 2 girls, one of whom is 17 and massive. She ended up losing teeth and having her jaw fractured in 2 places. A crowd of about 20 were cheering these two on and some were filming it. The coppers are looking at doing the pair for abh.

Jeez Tony, where do you live? Baghdad?