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Previously on "Things you never do, because of peer pressure."

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    ..undoubtedly the foundation of all civilisation.

    What is everyones favorite strain??

    PZZ
    Assam.

    But I've been finding Lady Grey very refreshing for the summer..

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  • bobhope
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    I think it's the small glass that's the problem, not the quantity of liquid - a half glass in the UK just looks gay.

    In Europe, the 250ml glass looks cool.

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  • pzz76077
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    Tea...

    ..undoubtedly the foundation of all civilisation.

    What is everyones favorite strain??

    PZZ

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    1. Drink a small beer (ie half) in a British pub. Never bothers me abroad.

    2. Go for a (genuine) massage. Well, tbh, how do you get a genuine massage outside of Istanbul?
    3. dress in leiderhosen and be beaten by leather clad females at Hyde Park Corner.

    Which is a great pity really.....

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  • pzz76077
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    Bang the wife...

    ....instead of a good looking bird???


    PZZ

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  • xoggoth
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    Have been for genuine massage (she must have been well over 70) when I wrenched a muscle in my chest, works a treat. Bleedin' painful tho, other sort is much more fun.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I dislike English beer now, so to be polite, at a push, I'll have a half.
    I went off English beer when Bass bought all my local pubs and forced their brands on us.

    Quite frankly, when in England I prefer a decent pot of tea, and consider that a treat, as you can't get one hereabouts.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    1. Drink a small beer (ie half) in a British pub. Never bothers me abroad.

    2. Go for a (genuine) massage. Well, tbh, how do you get a genuine massage outside of Istanbul?
    I dislike English beer now, so to be polite, at a push, I'll have a half.

    At the bicycle races they often have a tent where they have some tables set up and give 'free' massages. They are to be recommended.

    Anyways, why care what people think? That path is quite sad. One should always remember that separation from what is pleasing is suffering.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by JamieMoles View Post
    Masturbate in public, I mean apparently it's not the done thing....

    Gordon Brown does, apparently he's a big ******

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Women don't have problems getting a genuine massage.

    Go dressed as a women, sorted.

    HTH
    I tried that once. They charged me an extra £20.

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  • JamieMoles
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    Masturbate in public, I mean apparently it's not the done thing....

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    1. Drink a small beer (ie half) in a British pub. Never bothers me abroad.

    2. Go for a (genuine) massage. Well, tbh, how do you get a genuine massage outside of Istanbul?
    Drinking out of a small beer glass and being massaged by a man is acceptable for Southerners, elsewhere it is seen as Gay.


    HTH

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  • oracleslave
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    I can't think of anything. Unless I don't do it for that reason unwittingly

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    2. Go for a (genuine) massage. Well, tbh, how do you get a genuine massage outside of Istanbul?
    Women don't have problems getting a genuine massage.

    Go dressed as a women, sorted.

    HTH

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  • expat
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    No problem, I have no peers

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