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Previously on "Gay penguins"

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  • lightng
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    You can always tell a gay penguin by its limp flipper.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    You know what they say about owners and their pets.

    Monkey see, monkey do.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !
    I think we've met.

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?
    No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    I have a gay dog
    Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?

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  • zara_backdog
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    I have a gay dog

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  • NotAllThere
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    Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.
    Don't know about you, but I can see the evolutionary advantage there!

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

    LOVE that film
    Spoilt by the alien spaceship scene IMHO - otherwise on a par with Holy Grail

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  • Pogle
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    Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

    LOVE that film

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  • Troll
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    The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

    Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
    Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
    Reg: What's the *point*?
    Francis: What?
    Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
    Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

    FFS, what is happening to the world?
    Honest policticians.
    France winning a war.
    Rich contractors from Swindon?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

    FFS, what is happening to the world?
    T'was ever thus.

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  • TimberWolf
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    The zoo flew in four females
    Suggests that there were no females around before that.

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Gay penguins

    Gay penguins

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

    FFS, what is happening to the world?

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