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    #11
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?
    No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #12
      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
      No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !
      I think we've met.

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        #13
        You know what they say about owners and their pets.

        Monkey see, monkey do.

        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #14
          You can always tell a gay penguin by its limp flipper.

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