Gay penguins

[lightng]

You can always tell a gay penguin by its limp flipper.

[Board Game Geek]

You know what they say about owners and their pets.

Monkey see, monkey do.

[DimPrawn]

No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !

I think we've met.

[zara_backdog]

Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?

No, she is a bitch and 'self pleasures' to the point where she shakes and howls with excitement !

[voodooflux]

I have a gay dog

Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?

[zara_backdog]

I have a gay dog

[NotAllThere]

Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.

Don't know about you, but I can see the evolutionary advantage there!

[Troll]

Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

LOVE that film

Spoilt by the alien spaceship scene IMHO - otherwise on a par with Holy Grail

[Pogle]

Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

LOVE that film

[Troll]

The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

[snaw]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

FFS, what is happening to the world?

Honest policticians.
France winning a war.
Rich contractors from Swindon?

[sasguru]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

FFS, what is happening to the world?

T'was ever thus.

[TimberWolf]

The zoo flew in four females

Suggests that there were no females around before that.

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

FFS, what is happening to the world?