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Previously on "I'm soooo tired."

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Indeed. He had plenty of rum, sodomy and the lash.
    Excellent album - one of my faves

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    I thought Churchill was of the Senior Service variety. Not a soldier as you so rudely referred to him as.
    Indeed. He had plenty of rum, sodomy and the lash.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    I thought Churchill was of the Senior Service variety. Not a soldier as you so rudely referred to him as.

    Q. Why do the Navy have signs stating 'Push' on the Pull doors in the recruitment office?
    A. Quick way to weed out the cannon fodder for the office marked Army downstairs.
    Pah!

    Churchill - if you were of the Andrew, I apologise.

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    As Churchill (a fellow ex-soldier) will likely point out bimbling is something that certain parts of the Army do instead of marching; for example, the medics "By the left, quick ... bimble"
    I thought Churchill was of the Senior Service variety. Not a soldier as you so rudely referred to him as.

    Q. Why do the Navy have signs stating 'Push' on the Pull doors in the recruitment office?
    A. Quick way to weed out the cannon fodder for the office marked Army downstairs.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Poddling is kind of what Guinea piggies do, but It was originally a word i used to describe my daughter when she was a toddler and used to amble around in search of things to play with.
    Bimbling is another good word, but It's more of an aimless wander where as poddling implies there is some purpose to what you're doing.

    HTH
    As Churchill (a fellow ex-soldier) will likely point out bimbling is something that certain parts of the Army do instead of marching; for example, the medics "By the left, quick ... bimble"

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    scotch git
    tantrumus tartanus, the Latin name.

    Signed, Menelaus (from Inverness)

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    So is poddling a technical term used when referring to Guiniea Pigs, or just something you do?
    Poddling is kind of what Guinea piggies do, but It was originally a word i used to describe my daughter when she was a toddler and used to amble around in search of things to play with.
    Bimbling is another good word, but It's more of an aimless wander where as poddling implies there is some purpose to what you're doing.

    HTH

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Right I'm off to the gym before the Andy Murray match starts....
    I wish Murray would find some sort of consistant game.
    I just cant decide if he is a brave British battler or a miserable Scottish ****.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Right I'm off to the gym before the Andy Murray match starts....
    scotch git

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  • scooterscot
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    Right I'm off to the gym before the Andy Murray match starts....

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Why would thick curtains at the gym help?
    Stay with IT - you know it's good for you...

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Ohh good idea

    <poddles off to google for appropriate tests>
    So is poddling a technical term used when referring to Guiniea Pigs, or just something you do?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Get to the gym and install mega thick curtains.


    Anyone else have wooden shutters? There great at this time of year not a single photon gets through.
    Why would thick curtains at the gym help?

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Nope - it's me in spirit, if not in looks...
    Excellent.

    How are your motor skills given the lack of sleep?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Without wishing to sound too unchivalrous, is that you in the picture?
    Nope - it's me in spirit, if not in looks...

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