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Previously on "How do you rate your attractiveness compared with your partner?"
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Yes.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou’re both missing 20%? Are you both amputees?
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You’re both missing 20%? Are you both amputees?Originally posted by Cheshire Cat View PostWe're both probably an "8/10".
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Spread Head Betting - Sounds like a good system.Originally posted by Drewster View PostBoomed!
Thats what I like about you Mich - thinking ahead!! rather than just thinking of head
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Boomed!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI’m back in contract now
Thats what I like about you Mich - thinking ahead!! rather than just thinking of headOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI might now go to Mrs Tester’s favourite shoe shops and purchase a large number of gift vouchers as a strategic reserve.
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I’m back in contract now and have learnt my lesson. I have taken Mrs Tester for a weekend shopping in Brussels and 2 top restaurants. I might now go to Mrs Tester’s favourite shoe shops and purchase a large number of gift vouchers as a strategic reserve.Originally posted by Drewster View PostYou are a cruel and heartless man
(who is presumably missing out on the BJs!
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I cut her posh shoe budget while I was benched.Originally posted by Drewster View PostHow bad have you treated her then?
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Age has treated her better than me. Or the other way round, seeing as I'm the one with the good looking partner.
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I am. But she's even better.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhere's the "we are both fooking gorgeous" option
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Option 3's near enough.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhere's the "we are both fooking gorgeous" option
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I think it's more of an achievement to shag partners that are better looking than you HAB.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI'm far better looking than Atw.
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