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How do you rate your attractiveness compared with your partner?
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How do you rate your attractiveness compared with your partner?
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Where's the "we are both fooking gorgeous" optionOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post....
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I'm far better looking than Atw.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I think it's more of an achievement to shag partners that are better looking than you HAB.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI'm far better looking than Atw.Comment
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Option 3's near enough.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhere's the "we are both fooking gorgeous" option
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I am. But she's even better.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhere's the "we are both fooking gorgeous" option
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Age has treated her better than me. Or the other way round, seeing as I'm the one with the good looking partner.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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How bad have you treated her then?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAge has treated her better than me. Or the other way round, seeing as I'm the one with the good looking partner.Comment
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I cut her posh shoe budget while I was benched.Originally posted by Drewster View PostHow bad have you treated her then?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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You are a cruel and heartless manOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI cut her posh shoe budget while I was benched.
(who is presumably missing out on the BJs!
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