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Previously on "Let's start a new meme"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Not sure Mr C,

    We were planning to go to WGT (Wave-Gotik-Treffen) in Leipzig which starts on the 29th May.

    We'll play it by ear (and not guitar)

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    That's a waste of a good guitar.

    Don't punish the poor instrument !
    You've got a point.

    Are you attending the piss-up in Richmond?

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Churchill wrote : Pour petrol over the guitar and set fire to it? - Shirley?
    That's a waste of a good guitar.

    Don't punish the poor instrument !

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    I think I know who Bwana is.

    Following on from your first musical outing with "Pants Man", may I suggest you hang up the guitar ?


    Pour petrol over the guitar and set fire to it? - Shirley?

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I think I know who Bwana is.

    Following on from your first musical outing with "Pants Man", may I suggest you hang up the guitar ?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I had a suspicion your linguistic skills left something to be desired.

    Say, are you AndyW?
    "Are you AndyW?"

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Bwana View Post
    I've been wondering for ages, what does "WHS" mean?
    I had a suspicion your linguistic skills left something to be desired.

    Say, are you AndyW?

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  • Bwana
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    <deleted>
    Last edited by Bwana; 2 June 2022, 16:27.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Way down deep in the middle of the Congo

    Milliband was on a break from fiddling expenses, and was addressing a crowd.

    'We will send you food'
    'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
    'We will send you Money'
    'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
    'We will build you a dam'
    'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
    'We will end corruption'
    'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered

    Milliband walked away with a great gurning smile when the local guide diverted him from a steaming pile of elephant sh1te

    'Dont step in the Umbongo'



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  • JamieMoles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    dont step in the Umbongo, Bwana





    Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
    A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
    He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
    The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
    Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
    The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
    The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
    So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
    They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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  • Toolpusher
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    Collecting bwana......

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  • EternalOptimist
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    dont step in the Umbongo, Bwana





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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Can anyone explain what the frak this imbecile is on about?
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    +1
    WHS = WHS << WHS;

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Can anyone explain what the frak this imbecile is on about?
    +1

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  • Bwana
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    <deleted>
    Last edited by Bwana; 2 June 2022, 16:27.

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