Swine Doom

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8 May 2009, 10:56
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ace00 replied

8 May 2009, 08:46
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

Bye bye. It was nice knowing you

I'll be back - and this time I will hunger for brains
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ThomasSoerensen replied

8 May 2009, 08:44
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

My mate's come down with a "cold".
My boss has just come in coughing and sneezing.
I have a sore throat.

I hear this flu's not so bad anyway. I wouldn't know as I never get the normal flu or serious colds. Not sure if that's a good thing or not (in current circumstances).

Bye bye. It was nice knowing you
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Menelaus replied

8 May 2009, 08:42
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

This time its PERSONAL
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Pogle replied

8 May 2009, 08:42
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Swine Flu 2: It's Back, And It's Pissed Off.

This time its PERSONAL
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NotAllThere replied

8 May 2009, 08:39
I feel like that most of the time...
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HairyArsedBloke replied

8 May 2009, 08:28
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

My mate's come down with a "cold".
My boss has just come in coughing and sneezing.
I have a sore throat.

I hear this flu's not so bad anyway. I wouldn't know as I never get the normal flu or serious colds. Not sure if that's a good thing or not (in current circumstances).

Had it all week.

Not been tooooooo bad, just can't be bothered to do much of anything.
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Menelaus replied

8 May 2009, 08:26
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I have it on good authority that it will be back with a vengeance in the winter.

Swine Flu 2: It's Back, And It's Pissed Off.
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TheRefactornator replied

8 May 2009, 08:24
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

My mate's come down with a "cold".
My boss has just come in coughing and sneezing.
I have a sore throat.

I hear this flu's not so bad anyway. I wouldn't know as I never get the normal flu or serious colds. Not sure if that's a good thing or not (in current circumstances).

Does that mean all of your "flu friends" are now karked? You know you really shouldn't be mixing with the populace if you are unclean
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Pogle replied

8 May 2009, 08:18
I have it on good authority that it will be back with a vengeance in the winter.
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ace00 replied

8 May 2009, 08:08
Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post

Better to catch it now, when it is mild, then in 6 months time after it has mutated when you survival chances will be 50/50.

But if it's mutated would immunity still be effective?
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FSM with Cheddar replied

8 May 2009, 08:01
Better to catch it now, when it is mild, then in 6 months time after it has mutated when you survival chances will be 50/50.
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DimPrawn replied

8 May 2009, 07:54
Swindon
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ace00 started a topic Swine Doom

8 May 2009, 06:20
Swine Doom

My mate's come down with a "cold".
My boss has just come in coughing and sneezing.
I have a sore throat.

I hear this flu's not so bad anyway. I wouldn't know as I never get the normal flu or serious colds. Not sure if that's a good thing or not (in current circumstances).
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