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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    This time its PERSONAL

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      #12
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      My mate's come down with a "cold".
      My boss has just come in coughing and sneezing.
      I have a sore throat.

      I hear this flu's not so bad anyway. I wouldn't know as I never get the normal flu or serious colds. Not sure if that's a good thing or not (in current circumstances).
      Bye bye. It was nice knowing you



      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        Bye bye. It was nice knowing you



        I'll be back - and this time I will hunger for brains
        Bored.

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          #14
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