WHO raises pandemic alert level to 6 out of 6!!!

[NotAllThere]

In Egypt they slaughtered all the pigs because of swine flu. Israel names it 'Mexican flu'. The mexicans in Israel are cacking themselves...

[Alf W]

Have you seen the latest WHO announcement? They are loving this, pressing the world 'prepare to panic' button. There's no way they are going to resist going to '6'. Are any bookies offering odds that we will go to '6'?

[suityou01]

I think I'll nip down to Blockbusters tomorrow and rent out the Hamdromeda Strain. Crackling movie that.

If we survive the swine flu, and the pigs don't, then we will be living in a post aporkalytpic world without bacon, and that just doesn't bear thinking about. I'd rather it as Hamageddon.

[BlasterBates]

It looks like we may be facing an Aporkalypse.

[Tensai]

If the WHO are anything like SPINAL TAP, I'm sure their dial can go all the way up to "11".

I've seen the secret dossiers (left lying on a train seat, funnily enough) and apparently,

6 : Full Scale Hamdemic. We're all well and truly porked.

7 : Pig Flu goes stellar. The Moon gets a sniffle.

8. The virus speads further in to the Solar System and reaches Uranus.

9. Space spores carry the virus beyond our local system to the Milky Way. Sales of chocolate plummet.

10. The Intergalactic Federation caution all space-faring folks to steer well clear of our region of space.

11. Back on Earth, it's discovered too late that pigs are completely immune to the virus and it's all a Porcine Master Plan. At this point, the Human Pig Zombies (who dress like Nazi's, coz Nazi Zombies is always good for a bit of horror) start eating the rest of the survivors.

I phoned NHS Direct but all I heard was crackling.

IGMC.....

[BrilloPad]

12. andyw voted prime minister as only one who knows who to solve the crisis

[Board Game Geek]

If the WHO are anything like SPINAL TAP, I'm sure their dial can go all the way up to "11".

I've seen the secret dossiers (left lying on a train seat, funnily enough) and apparently,

6 : Full Scale Hamdemic. We're all well and truly porked.

7 : Pig Flu goes stellar. The Moon gets a sniffle.

8. The virus speads further in to the Solar System and reaches Uranus.

9. Space spores carry the virus beyond our local system to the Milky Way. Sales of chocolate plummet.

10. The Intergalactic Federation caution all space-faring folks to steer well clear of our region of space.

11. Back on Earth, it's discovered too late that pigs are completely immune to the virus and it's all a Porcine Master Plan. At this point, the Human Pig Zombies (who dress like Nazi's, coz Nazi Zombies is always good for a bit of horror) start eating the rest of the survivors.

[AtW]

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