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snaw replied

29 April 2009, 07:46
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Bird flu,

Swine flu,

What next ?

Snail flu ?

Basset Hound Flu ?

Cuckoo Flu ?

Bird's Nest Flu ?

One Flu ?

Moo Flu ?

Loo Flu ?

Gas Flu ?

i-Flu ?

Who Flu ?

U-Flu ?

Do be do be do Flu ?

Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?

A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?

Goth flu.

Nothing but an outright cull will halt this terrible disease from spreading
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ThomasSoerensen replied

29 April 2009, 07:37
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Bird flu,

Swine flu,

What next ?

Snail flu ?

Basset Hound Flu ?

Cuckoo Flu ?

Bird's Nest Flu ?

One Flu ?

i-Flu ?

Who Flu ?

U-Flu ?

Do be do be do Flu ?

Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?

A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?

Exactly. And our glorious leaders order us to panic, NOW!!!!!!!!
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Board Game Geek replied

29 April 2009, 07:36
Bird flu,

Swine flu,

What next ?

Snail flu ?

Basset Hound Flu ?

Cuckoo Flu ?

Bird's Nest Flu ?

One Flu ?

Moo Flu ?

Loo Flu ?

Gas Flu ?

i-Flu ?

Who Flu ?

U-Flu ?

Do be do be do Flu ?

Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?

A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?
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ThomasSoerensen replied

29 April 2009, 07:28
The confirmed number of deaths is now down to 7. All in Mexico. The other previously confirmed deaths died of pneumonia and other illnesses.

There is no story.

I like how California was declared in a State of Emergency over this.

Media and politicians in perfect symbiosis.

CyberMan - admit defeat. Your naivety was the only winner.
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snaw replied

29 April 2009, 07:28
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

And an outbreak of that will mean Gordon Brown getting re-elected.

Raise the Pandemic alert, be vigilant and ffs wear one of those face mask thingies. Panic, panic now!
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shaunbhoy replied

29 April 2009, 07:24
And an outbreak of that will mean Gordon Brown getting re-elected.
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BlasterBates replied

29 April 2009, 07:11
In Mexico they're now prescribing oinkment, which seems to be effective against swine flu.

It would be very worrying if bird flu and swine flu combined, as this would produce the flying pig flu.
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AtW replied

28 April 2009, 21:59
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

They are still banging on about swine flu on the news. Is nothing else going on in the world?

Better that than Jade ****ing Goody...
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TimberWolf replied

28 April 2009, 21:44
They are still banging on about swine flu on the news. Is nothing else going on in the world?
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shaunbhoy replied

28 April 2009, 17:39
The Ham that rocks the cradle
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shaunbhoy replied

28 April 2009, 16:07
Ryan's Trotter

Snout of Africa
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AtW replied

28 April 2009, 15:07
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

The Good, the Bad and the Porky

Jade Goody
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TykeMerc replied

28 April 2009, 15:06
The Good, the Bad and the Porky

Fist full of Trotters

A Few Trotters More
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TykeMerc replied

28 April 2009, 15:03
Brawn Free
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shaunbhoy replied

28 April 2009, 14:49
A Ham-erican werewolf in London

Hamadeus

When Hammy met Sally

Last edited by shaunbhoy; 28 April 2009, 14:52.
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