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Swine Flu - The (space) Opera
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In Mexico they're now prescribing oinkment, which seems to be effective against swine flu.
It would be very worrying if bird flu and swine flu combined, as this would produce the flying pig flu.I'm alright JackComment
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And an outbreak of that will mean Gordon Brown getting re-elected.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Raise the Pandemic alert, be vigilant and ffs wear one of those face mask thingies. Panic, panic now!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd an outbreak of that will mean Gordon Brown getting re-elected.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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The confirmed number of deaths is now down to 7. All in Mexico. The other previously confirmed deaths died of pneumonia and other illnesses.
There is no story.
I like how California was declared in a State of Emergency over this.
Media and politicians in perfect symbiosis.
CyberMan - admit defeat. Your naivety was the only winner."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Bird flu,
Swine flu,
What next ?
Snail flu ?
Basset Hound Flu ?
Cuckoo Flu ?
Bird's Nest Flu ?
One Flu ?
Moo Flu ?
Loo Flu ?
Gas Flu ?
i-Flu ?
Who Flu ?
U-Flu ?
Do be do be do Flu ?
Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?
A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Exactly. And our glorious leaders order us to panic, NOW!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostBird flu,
Swine flu,
What next ?
Snail flu ?
Basset Hound Flu ?
Cuckoo Flu ?
Bird's Nest Flu ?
One Flu ?
i-Flu ?
Who Flu ?
U-Flu ?
Do be do be do Flu ?
Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?
A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Goth flu.Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostBird flu,
Swine flu,
What next ?
Snail flu ?
Basset Hound Flu ?
Cuckoo Flu ?
Bird's Nest Flu ?
One Flu ?
Moo Flu ?
Loo Flu ?
Gas Flu ?
i-Flu ?
Who Flu ?
U-Flu ?
Do be do be do Flu ?
Scooby Do Be Do Flu ?
A Wop Bam Boo Flu ?
Nothing but an outright cull will halt this terrible disease from spreading
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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