Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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sasguru replied

28 April 2009, 08:32
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I'm not going into a stuffy flu infested office ever again !! That should keep me safe.

You'll still have to go to the dole office to sign on though.
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NotAllThere replied

28 April 2009, 08:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Nice cartoon on the front of the Telegraph today. Piglet starts to cough so Christopher Robin decides to have him slaughtered.

This one

The caption is "put down". But I think slaughtered is better.
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ace00 replied

28 April 2009, 08:21
Originally posted by tino View Post

I actually think I have it

Please keep us posted, especially if you are about to croak. You might have 1 or 2 weeks left.
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tino replied

28 April 2009, 08:01
I actually think I have it
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Pogle replied

28 April 2009, 07:52
Well as I've been sleeping with the same pig for the last 21 years I guess I'm safe.
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BrilloPad replied

28 April 2009, 07:46
Nice cartoon on the front of the Telegraph today. Piglet starts to cough so Christopher Robin decides to have him slaughtered.
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Cyberman replied

28 April 2009, 07:37
I'm not going into a stuffy flu infested office ever again !! That should keep me safe.
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NotAllThere replied

28 April 2009, 07:25
All precautions now taken.
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AtW replied

27 April 2009, 22:35
Originally posted by swamp View Post

Can't take any chances, even here on CUK!

Aye, especially on CUK because it is full of ....
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swamp replied

27 April 2009, 22:23
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Good avatar too!

Thanks. Never know where you might catch swine flu. Can't take any chances, even here on CUK!
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SantaClaus replied

27 April 2009, 22:00
If I still travelled on the tube, I'd be very worried.
You never know who's armpit has been up a pigs snout.

But I travel by gas guzzling air-conditioned car, so I'm not worried
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AtW replied

27 April 2009, 21:42
Originally posted by swamp View Post

Swamp household has taken all necessary precautions. Mrs Swamp is confined to the house, while I am currently travelling on to work on my own private tube train.

Good avatar too!
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swamp replied

27 April 2009, 21:20
Swamp household has taken all necessary precautions. Mrs Swamp is confined to the house, while I am currently travelling on to work on my own private tube train.
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BrilloPad replied

27 April 2009, 20:07
<coughs spreading germs over everyone>
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Goldenboy replied

27 April 2009, 19:12
Oink Oink!!
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