Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread

**zara_backdog** · 27 April 2009, 18:14

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Post here only if you have taken necessary precautions.

I've shot the pig.

**MrMark** · 27 April 2009, 18:16

I've stopped pigging out as a precaution.

**SuperZ** · 27 April 2009, 18:19

I`m wearing girlfriends tight g-string thong over my head when I go out.......couldn`t find a surgical mask....I go out often now

**MrMark** · 27 April 2009, 18:38

They may have to cancel the FA Cup Final this year, if it gets worse. One sneeze from Lawrenson and the whole stadium Kops it..

**OwlHoot** · 27 April 2009, 18:42

I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.

That way I'll acclimatize myself to their germs and get a head start on all those mugs who will no doubt try and avoid sneezing pigs.

**AtW** · 27 April 2009, 18:44

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.

Start here then: http://tinyurl.com/a6gak (NSFW)

**Platypus** · 27 April 2009, 19:03

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.

So, tell me again, how did you meet your wife?

**realityhack** · 27 April 2009, 19:07

<darth vader inhale>

Get yer Tamiflu here. Guaranteed to be 110% effective.

<darth vader exhale>

**Goldenboy** · 27 April 2009, 19:12

Oink Oink!!

Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread