Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread

[BrilloPad]

<coughs spreading germs over everyone>

[swamp]

Swamp household has taken all necessary precautions. Mrs Swamp is confined to the house, while I am currently travelling on to work on my own private tube train.

[AtW]

Swamp household has taken all necessary precautions. Mrs Swamp is confined to the house, while I am currently travelling on to work on my own private tube train.

Good avatar too!

[SantaClaus]

If I still travelled on the tube, I'd be very worried.
You never know who's armpit has been up a pigs snout.

But I travel by gas guzzling air-conditioned car, so I'm not worried

[swamp]

Good avatar too!

Thanks. Never know where you might catch swine flu. Can't take any chances, even here on CUK!

[AtW]

Can't take any chances, even here on CUK!

Aye, especially on CUK because it is full of ....

[NotAllThere]

All precautions now taken.

[Cyberman]

I'm not going into a stuffy flu infested office ever again !! That should keep me safe.

[BrilloPad]

Nice cartoon on the front of the Telegraph today. Piglet starts to cough so Christopher Robin decides to have him slaughtered.

[Pogle]

Well as I've been sleeping with the same pig for the last 21 years I guess I'm safe.