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Previously on "That twunt from the Apprentice"

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  • minestrone
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    This is the first time I have ever watched it. I thought the twunt was the Irish guy?

    Who the hell is Mr Pantsman then? What was that song all about?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Why not? You're one of the few people in the world who might actually learn something about business from it.
    Be fair, he'll often learn what NOT to do.

    I enjoy it as a sort of game show. That suralan bloke plays his part rather well, whatever one thinks of his politics (ugh!) and his business (he's done very well for himself).

    They deliberately keep some no-hopers in (like that irish bloke) if they make good TV, which isn't ideal but I understand why they do it.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    You don't watch but still have an opinion....
    and your point is....... I haven't noticed "not having a basic clue about the topic" preventing any/most/any CUK posters in the past........

    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Still I guess that PostCount = PostCount +1
    Do you really think ANYONE cares about thier post count.... Ooooops I have noticed you were quoting AtW...... Sorry.... errrr ignore the previous comments....

    Errrr Well said Platy!!! Bravo!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I don't watch this **** of a program...
    Why not? You're one of the few people in the world who might actually learn something about business from it.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I don't watch this **** of a program, but the one who needs to be sacked is sir Alan.
    You don't watch but still have an opinion....

    Still I guess that PostCount = PostCount +1

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  • AtW
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    I don't watch this **** of a program, but the one who needs to be sacked is sir Alan.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ha - got you there, they're all twunts you say?

    I mean the one who bangs on about his scholarship to Sandhurst, which he didn't take up. What a prize tool.
    The gobby one should definitely have been sacked, mainly for being an annoying twunt. I thought the team leader was mislead on the budget by the other one that should also have got the sack.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Don't do it Pogle
    Tee hee, have you been traumatised?

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    An image is an image.
    If you want to try a homoerotic image that DOES involve cups of tea, can I suggest you google 'two girls one cup' - its a sort of soft prn girlie thing. It runs for a while though
    I would recommend http://www.thisisphucked.com NSFW
    for 2 girsl 1 cup, 1 girl 1 cup or even direct transfer without a cup

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    An image is an image.
    If you want to try a homoerotic image that DOES involve cups of tea, can I suggest you google 'two girls one cup' - its a sort of soft prn girlie thing. It runs for a while though


    Don't do it Pogle

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  • Fred Bloggs
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    I watched it too unfortunately for me as Mrs Bloggs likes it. I would like to see her who looks a bit like Morticia from the Addams family get bulleted. She looks a potentially seriously nasty young lady to me.

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Gravy Train View Post
    Last i heard, he bought £3m shares in Woolies

    That deal did not go through, so he was a very lucky man.

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  • Gravy Train
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    What does Suralan do nowadays anyway? Isn't it just property speculation?
    Last i heard, he bought £3m shares in Woolies

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    These army lasds seem pretty unimpressed too
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...p=2549739.html
    Perhaps this comment sums him up:
    Ive run into this bell-end a few times in the toon. He is a ****, pure and simple. He played 4th XV university rugby and was a 'self styled' Gavin Henson lookalike. Whilst at uni he was a 'greeter' at Tiger Tiger -basically that **** with the clipboard that lets all the fanny in a club ahead of everyone in the queue.

    I seriously doubt he had a 'scholarship' to the Factory whilst he was at uni. Lies.

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  • zara_backdog
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    Says a lot when my 9yr likes watching the problem - she kept asking me to calm down and not get stressed when I moaned about having the budget worked out at the begining and why did they not test before going into production.

    She called that ' I could have gone to Sandhust' bloke a "Bratt" and bet he had no friends at school! - out of the mouths of babes......

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