That twunt from the Apprentice

[EternalOptimist]

Am I the only one who finds that sentence painting rather graphic sexual images in thier head?

whats that buzzing noise I can hear coming from Southend ?

[Mustang]

whats that buzzing noise I can hear coming from Southend ?

Southend? Why Southend?

[minestrone]

but I quite fancy the foxy Yasmina. Something about her

Oh aye, I would give her a shot at the title.

[EternalOptimist]

Southend? Why Southend?

there's a lady I know doing a gig down there and she's starting to froth in her knicks

[Pogle]

whats that buzzing noise I can hear coming from Southend ?

My electric toothbrush!!
And not painting pictures in THAT way -

[BrilloPad]

Am I the only one who finds that sentence painting rather graphic sexual images in thier head?

Nope. Its just you. pervert.

[Platypus]

scholarship to Sandhurst

So Ben will be one of the next generation of army officers... Lord help us and those who serve under his command. I wonder if whining that it it wasn't his fault and passing on the blame will cut it in the army. I hope not.


Found this on another forum

I just thought I'd inform everybody that my dad works at Sandhurst fairly in the sort of senior leadership team (academic side)- so he'd know about whether Ben actually had a scholarship AND he remarked whilst watching the show that there is no such thing. Ben's apparent scholarship does not exist.

These army lasds seem pretty unimpressed too
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...p=2549739.html

[EternalOptimist]

Nope. Its just you. pervert.

Lol. She's good isnt she ?

[Pogle]

Nope. Its just you. pervert.

OK Its just me..

and for the record the image was homoerotic - not my cup of tea at all.

[EternalOptimist]

OK Its just me..

and for the record the image was homoerotic - not my cup of tea at all.

An image is an image.
If you want to try a homoerotic image that DOES involve cups of tea, can I suggest you google 'two girls one cup' - its a sort of soft prn girlie thing. It runs for a while though