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Do those products REALLY get made overnight? If so, those guys are seriously skilled - the bum-ball looked factory-made, not something you knocked up in an evening. I wonder what Alan has to pay to get things done that fast? It's a bit like how they manage to redecorate a whole restaurant 'overnight' in Ramsay's USA program, is it real?
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Poor old Maj.........
Its standard tactics to "keep your head down" for the first few weeks to let the psycos get shot.... His problem was that they bring 3 back into the board room....
So:
Total Numpty - Project Manager - Tick
Braces & Stripey Socks - who had the "idea" (and is a complete Nob) - Tick
Oh dear 4 others who didn't do anything didn't say anything throughout....
eeenie meeenie mineee Maj!
And then (because he has a least a vague bit of intelligence and perception) he decideds that the PM made such an arse of it he HAD to go so he (Maj) could relax (Ooooops)........
What made it all the funnier was the other teams "idea" was equally tulip but the boffins they left to sort it out actually made a "sexy" and "good looking" piece of kit that actually looked like it was real......
the losers "thing" was just an old Amplifier box with a few bits of string tied on!
but Suralun didn't even mention how both teams just passed over an idea scrawled on a fag packet and pissed off home to the "penthouse"....
following morning:
Team 1 - Wow.....
Team 2 - Oh f ck.....
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The ones who stay are given a reprieve so we can see tempers flaring and grudges played out. The ones who have been given the boot have gone because they provide no entertainment value.
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To be honest mate.....For tonight James deserved to be kicked out....
Maj...alright he was just not doing anything but he didnt do any damage.
James was PM and just didnt do nothing and was clearly clueless....
Its a shame that stupid old Margaret saved em....
All in all, this bunch of people are load of sh!t. If they'd have balls (apart from ladies) they'd be contractors ..
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It wasn't racist - they should just have been honest - "Noorul's a munter..."
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