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Previously on "Now er know why you are emigrating to Oz"

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  • Gonzo
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    The women in NZ are assertive enough too to demand that they are not "short sold" in the bedroom.

    On the radio they have adverts for stuff to stop blokes being "premature", on the basis that they will be out on their ear if they can't last a bit longer.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    you guys aint been trying hard enough

    never had a problem getting laid when needed!
    What about with girls? Have you tried them?






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  • original PM
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    you guys aint been trying hard enough

    never had a problem getting laid when needed!

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  • DaveB
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    Thats just a normal saturday night in Newcastle isn't it?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by dinker View Post
    Come on, these are students - do you believe their boasting?
    I would like to believe it.

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  • dinker
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    Come on, these are students - do you believe their boasting?

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    In a word: Tay.

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  • ba55meister
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    I'm packing! see you later guys!

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  • JoJoGabor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
    Wales is like NZ, and the women there are rampant. When I was a naieve young 18-year old at uni, I went back to the room of my welsh neighbour - she was sat on my face scaring the living daylights out of me before I could even get my socks off!

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
    Everywhere is the way the people made it. The UK is what we made it. Can't blame anybody else. All we can do is look at it and say, well we sure messed that up, let's go and occupy some other country......

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  • stingman123
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    "Being a Bloke survey last year found that 29% of the 5000 men surveyed felt they had been pressured into having sex or had had sex unwillingly. "

    bit like Newcastle then?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
    In a word: Tay.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Why cant the UK be more like NZ?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Ok, where the hell did I put my passport?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    To get away from NZ nymphomaniacs?

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